Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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