could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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