you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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