I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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