two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Is it penis luge time yet?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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