We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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