just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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