see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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