im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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