Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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