Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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