I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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