she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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