"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
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