Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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