He is an equal opportunity slut.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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