I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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