so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
he puts the penis in happiness.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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