Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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