you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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