White coat. Heels.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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