next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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