i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Randomize
