he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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