You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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