Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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