Non-Jews are for practice
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
zippers are such a cool invention
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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