One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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