hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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