so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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