READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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