brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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