I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I love you. Go after that dick
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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