If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
She even gives head with a lisp.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
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