hell yes lets make some ravioli
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
This baby is an asshole
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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