LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
