If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i dont even know how to be here
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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