Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Randomize
