I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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