Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
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