VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I need to align my fucking chakras
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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