Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
