There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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