I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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