Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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