Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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