i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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