remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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