i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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