Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
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