i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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