I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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