youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Randomize
