she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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