dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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