The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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