I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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