dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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