just come out here and I will go home with you...
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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